While pondering deep topics of great importance, I came to the conclusion that fashion and style are actually just forms of judgment based upon how well a person decorates themselves. This may sound trite, but hey, life is not always a peach. Seriously though, a person with “good...

I made a wager on last year’s Can-Am game with my now-girlfriend. The bet was: if I win (betting on the Americans), she has to watch a movie with me – my choice. I’ll make this long story short. I won, and made her watch a horror flick. She got mad, didn’t talk to me, and 11 months...

There’s a place where people like me go. It’s an underground society where there is no sense of direction. We live by candlelight in silence. We do not speak of the future – for fear of it. Nor do we speak of the life we once lived, full of hope and joy and Friday night...

Its wheezes and coughs became fewer and farther between. What was once a triumphant “NYEEEEEAH!” had become a faint and forlorn “nuh.” Its once long and glorious mane was now matted down by dirt and drying blood. Its eyes were shutting. There was only a tiny opening...