MONTREAL (CUP) — The Canadian Interuniversity Sport women’s volleyball national championships promise to be of one of this year’s most competitive CIS finals, with a general consensus that any of the top six teams from Canada West and Quebec could emerge as champions.
MONTREAL (CUP) — The March 2-4 Canadian Interuniversity Sport men’s volleyball national championships may end up having a very similar look to last weekend’s Canada West finals, although the setting will change from Edmonton to Hamilton, Ont.
Last night, a score was settled. Last night, twenty-two men left the George Preston Center with their tails between their legs. Because last night, the Canadian women proved, once again, that hockey is the Canadian game. When the final buzzer went, the scoreboard read 3-1 in favour (yes, that’s favour, not favor) of the women, giving them a decisive victory.
CCR lay motionless on the ground. He couldn’t feel his legs or his arms. He couldn’t feel his heart
“Don’t bother trying to move, chump” came a voice from the shadows, “I’ve robbed you of your body parts.”
Recently someone, friend or foe, brought to my attention the power of metaphor. As we all know, “metaphor” is French for “crap.” Sadly, most people at this godly university don’t know French, so I have decided to step out and give everyone a lesson in linguistics. So off we go, on a trip, way up there, in the stars, to the land, the street of metaphor.
Hello, sweet brothers ‘n’ sisters in His mighty Name.
Fancy country club, black tie affair, delicious food.
These are the images that drift through my mind as the woman inviting me to her son’s wedding reception rattles on. I assure her that I can fit it into my schedule.
