in Sports, Volume 11 Issue 9
MONTREAL (CUP) — The Canadian Interuniversity Sport women’s volleyball national championships promise to be of one of this year’s most competitive CIS finals, with a general consensus that any of the top six teams from Canada West and Quebec could emerge as champions.
in Sports, Volume 11 Issue 9
MONTREAL (CUP) — The March 2-4 Canadian Interuniversity Sport men’s volleyball national championships may end up having a very similar look to last weekend’s Canada West finals, although the setting will change from Edmonton to Hamilton, Ont.
This year's Can-Am goes to the women
in News, Sports, Volume 11 Issue 9
Last night, a score was settled. Last night, twenty-two men left the George Preston Center with their tails between their legs. Because last night, the Canadian women proved, once again, that hockey is the Canadian game. When the final buzzer went, the scoreboard read 3-1 in favour (yes, that’s favour, not favor) of the women, giving them a decisive victory.
By Chris Nash & Russell Montgomery in Community, Volume 11 Issue 9
CCR lay motionless on the ground. He couldn’t feel his legs or his arms. He couldn’t feel his heart
“Don’t bother trying to move, chump” came a voice from the shadows, “I’ve robbed you of your body parts.”

Editor’s note - this is perhaps the craziest article I’ve ever read
By Tom Gage in Community, Volume 10 Issue 9
Recently someone, friend or foe, brought to my attention the power of metaphor. As we all know, “metaphor” is French for “crap.” Sadly, most people at this godly university don’t know French, so I have decided to step out and give everyone a lesson in linguistics. So off we go, on a trip, way up there, in the stars, to the land, the street of metaphor.
Pastor Ray runs amok of the courtroom
By Bryan Binnema in Community, Volume 10 Issue 9
Hello, sweet brothers ‘n’ sisters in His mighty Name.
in Community, Volume 11 Issue 9
Fancy country club, black tie affair, delicious food.
These are the images that drift through my mind as the woman inviting me to her son’s wedding reception rattles on. I assure her that I can fit it into my schedule.