The Objective guide to Objectification

December 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment

People often tell you not to judge a book by its cover. This principle is bunk. Publishers know what they are doing; if they think a book is good, they will give it a snazzy picture and a cool title so that you know it’s worth paying attention to. The same principle can easily be applied to people.

We are far too concerned with looking at people on the inside and trying to fight past external things, like when someone smells like week-old garbage wrapped in wet dog hair. It doesn’t matter if someone loves fluffy kittens and writes music that can make your soul melt; if they have a face that would give Frankenstein’s monster dry heaves, you just want to avoid them as much as humanly possible.