By Adrian Reimer
Longtime green advocate David Suzuki of the David Suzuki Foundation was arrested late yesterday under the charge of “exceeding carbon allowance without a license” on the campus of McGill university.
“The size of his environmental footprint would startle the imagination,” noted environmental activist and policeman Joshua Weisman.
Police raided the offices of the Suzuki foundation after an anonymous tip suggesting that the recently noted five per cent rise in nationwide emissions was due to the volume of Suzuki’s comments on the environmental sins of the nation. “It was our understanding that the hot air that was the content of Suzuki’s many forays across the country were preventing Canada from meeting its commitments under Kyoto” said Weisman.
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