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Doctor Government: “You are very ill, Public.”
Patient Public: “But I feel fine!”

Gov’t: “You may think so, but the worst illnesses are the ones we can’t see! I’m going to recommend some treatment. Just some easy-to-swallow pills, nothing uncomfortable.”
Public: “Alright. But what’s wrong? Is it real bad?”

Gov’t: “Well, Public, it’s quite serious if left untreated. You’ve got a case of prejudice and, without doing what I say, you could become a Nazi.”
Public: “Whoa! I’m glad you’re here to help me, Doc.”

Gov’t: “I help a lot of people, Public. Everyone is born with prejudices. This prescription I’m giving you won’t get rid of them completely. Prejudice lasts forever, but this treatment will keep it in check. Hey, you wouldn’t happen to be a Christian, would you?”
Public: “Jesus is alright. He can make sick people better, kind of like you. Why? Am I gonna be real sick?”

Gov’t: “Oh, it’s not that. The pills I’m prescribing are most effective when taken without the side effects of Christianity interfering. I think you’d better stop reading your comic Bible and pretending to be like Him for a while, okay?”
Public: “Alright.”

[Public and his mom are reading the labels on the prescribed drugs. One of the packages says the following:]

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