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Why are all my smartest friends becoming Catholic?

Ryan Schutt:

Though it may be hard to believe after reading this list, I remain generously empathetic to the Catholic tradition. Yet, for these and other reasons, I remain an
Evangelical.
1. Despite the glossy pictures Scott Hahn, and most other Evangelicals-turned-Catholics, paint of the Catholic Church, the grass is never greener on the other side. Just watch the news.
2. Nothing annoys cradle Catholics and alienates Evangelicals more than an eager beaver Evangelical-turned-Catholic: they tend to be unbendingly dogmatic (“The magisterium says it, I believe it, that settles it”), liturgically strict (“I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more incense”), and fundamentally evangelical in attempting to convert their friends and family, not to mention prideful of discovering “the true Church.”
3. The Eucharist is the sacrament of unity. But, it is the beginning of unity, not the end, as if Jesus were some prize who is withheld until one bends the knee to a certain list of criteria. Do a husband and wife agree on everything before they consummate their relationship? No. So why is it asserted that ecclesial relationships must matter on all points of doctrine before unity is consummated in the Eucharist?
4. Simply replacing Evangelical individualism with Catholic hierarchical structure doesn’t solve all your Evangelical frustrations. It just creates a different set.
5. Appealing to the early Church as a water-tight apologetic for all things Catholic is not straightforward. What you do with the early Church is a matter of prudent retrieval of the tradition and not an undeniable apologetic “proof” that Rome is right. History is more complex than it seems.
6. Lots of Protestants become Orthodox and believe they have found the “true” Church. Lots of Orthodox have become Catholics (and vice versa) and thought the same. And lots of Catholics and Orthodox have become Protestants and thought the same.
7. Don’t assume that becoming Catholic is as easy as switching from a Baptist to a Vineyard church. It requires a complete change of mind-set, assumptions, actions, language, and obedience.
8. I cannot bend to considering other Christians churches as merely ecclesial communities and nothing more.
9. Think all your vexations about Evangelical worship will be solved? Search YouTube for “Clown Mass” or “Star Trek Mass” and think again.
10. Christianity is the sum total of a rich and generous retrieval of the Great Tradition, from the Early Church to the present day, not a singular expression of any one particular tradition.

Illustration by Olivia de Fleuriot de la Coliniere & Daniel Giesbrecht

Tom Scott

More often than not I’m motivated by less than lofty ideals. So I’ve split my 10 reasons into two lists. If you’re a Protestant thinking about Catholicism, I’d invite you to honestly examine my “Five Shallow Reasons For Becoming Catholic.” If you’re Catholic, hang in there for my “Five Not-so-shallow Reasons”. Things would be a lot easier if these two lists were as easy to separate in reality as they are in text. To some degree, each number in the second list corresponds with each number in the first, i.e. 5 with 5, 4 with 4, and so on.
Five Shallow Reasons For Becoming Catholic:
5. Catholic girls are gorgeous. Sorry Catholic guys, but Evangelichicks don’t seem as interested in converting to Catholicism as their male counterparts.
4. So I can drink with a clean conscience. Teetotalism is as much a vice as drunkenness, but even so, Catholics aren’t as concerned about exactly which drink is that one drink too many.
3. Protestants don’t appreciate Augustine or Aquinas. Sure we may have read The Institutes or 95 Theses, but mention the Summa and you’ll get blank stares at best and suspicious frowns at worst.
2. Chesterton was. And he could out-hipster today’s best hipsters with his pithy paradoxes. That’s why I have Orthodoxy on my bookshelf.
1. Why become a Catholic? Because my parents aren’t. In many ways, Catholicism is about as far away from mainstream Evangelicalism as I can get while retaining the deep Christian faith of my youth.
Five Not-so-shallow Reasons:
5. Beauty is safe again. There is a beauty in the rising arches of a Gothic cathedral that no gym ceiling will ever approach. If they lift us up to heaven, why be suspicious? For many, the liturgy becomes a more than adequate replacement for “Our God is an Awesome God.”
4. Substance. More “this is my body” and less “in remembrance of me.” Also, reverence for God’s created world as “very good,” and a solid understanding of what it means to be made “in the image of God.” Just be careful not to counteract your inner Protestant Plato by swallowing too much Aristotle.
3. The democracy of the dead, no more historical amnesia. Christians did more than crusade between Acts and the 95 Theses.
2. Humility. I am not the final word on Biblical interpretation. Perhaps the Holy Spirit has spoken more clearly to wiser men than me, and I would do well to start with their educated interpretation.
1. Why become a Catholic? Because the caricatures I grew up accepting have turned out to be just that. Caricatures. We can’t criticize Catholic conclusions because they are inconsistent with Protestant premises (i.e. “The Immaculate Conception isn’t in the Bible!” well, for Catholics it doesn’t necessarily have to be). If we start exploring Catholicism on its own terms, we might glimpse a broader and more complete whole than the system we began with. Then we will be in danger of a more Christian Christianity kindling a deeper faith than that of our youth.

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