The Bargainhunterz vs: the cinemas
Most middle class North Americans love to go to the cinemas; the Bargainhunterz are no exception. Alas, like most students, we don’t have the funding to afford $12.50 for a ticket to see the latest blockbuster film at the local cineplex. As bargainhunterz, we have a strict code of honour and therefore cannot sneak in or dodge the ushers to scam us a free film. There are bargains, and then there is thievery.
When you are on a budget there is no need to take unnecessary risks in your entertainment schedule. As frugal citizens, we have little discretionary income to squander on presumably terrible films such as Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole. Uncertainty is expensive.
As enemies of excess and expense, we were delighted to discover that Cineplex Odeon is offering a moviegoer’s dream. You will experience not only a first class film, but at a very affordable price. The Classic Film Series picks one film and screens it on two nights per month for a charge of only five dollars.
The schedule is included below, and will be featured at every Cineplex Theatres across Canada, including Colossus Langley.
With the promise of a first rate film for a third rate price, there is no reason not to grab a date and enjoy a classic (unless you are dying of scurvy, but that’s a pirate disease, and you’re no pirate).
Free Weezy,
Kirk+Andy
Tip from Cloverdale…
Clova Theatre…small town theatre with relatively recent movies
Playing Nightly Friday, October 15th through to & including Thursday, October 21st: 7:00 pm (to 9:05 pm) – The Town; 9:20 pm (to 11:10 pm) – Takers
Playing Nightly Friday, October 22nd through to & including Thursday, October 28th: 7:00 pm (to 8:33 pm) – EasyA; 8:50 pm (to 10:36 pm) – You Again
Playing Weekend Matinee Saturday, October 23rd & Sunday, October 24th 1:30 pm (to 3:07 pm) – Legend of the Gaurdians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole
Prices are always for For One or BOTH shows.
Wednesday to Monday EVENINGS
If YOU are paying for ONE person aged 13 and above: $8
If YOU are paying for TWO people aged 13 and above: $15 ($7 for 2nd person)
If YOU are paying for THREE people aged 13 and above: $19 ($4 for 3rd person)
Kids aged 4 to 12 and each additional person YOU pay for: $4
Tuesdays and Matinees
If YOU are paying for ONE person aged 4 and above: $5
If YOU are paying for TWO people aged 4 and above: $9 ($4 for 2nd person)
Each additional person YOU pay for aged 4 and above: $4
P.S…Located at 5732 – 176 Street in historic downtown Cloverdale.
24 hour show-line 604 574 1114
free weezy for real yo
free the entire prison system, what they do to you bro?