A guy’s guide to chick flicks
Guys, Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and if you haven’t made any big date plans yet, well… you should probably get on that. If you’re completely out of options, however, it’s hard to go wrong with dinner and a movie. She gets to spend some quality time with you, and then she gets to transport herself to a world where she’s with someone better. If you’re smart about it, you might even enjoy the movie to. Here are a few suggestions to ensure that you don’t end up watching Twilight. Again.
Chick Flick for Him – Forgetting Sarah Marshall:
There are multiple reasons to love this movie – It’s got: Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Dracula Muppets, Mila Kunis, and Kristen Bell. This is a romantic comedy, with emphasis on the comedy, but she may not even notice the difference.
Chick Flick for Her – The Notebook:
I’ve never actually seen this movie, but girls LOVE it. Probably because it combines girls’ two favorite things in the whole world: Ryan Gosling and period pieces. This should be, however, a last resort. Only pick it if you have something to apologize for.
Chick Flick for Everyone – Crazy, Stupid, Love:
Seriously, everyone will love this one. Girls have Ryan Gosling to swoon over and guys have… Ryan Gosling to swoon over. This cleverly written tale about finding (and keeping) true love will have you crying and laughing.
Chick Flick for Platonic Friends – When Harry Met Sally:
Ah yes, one of the cornerstones of the classic “can girls and guys be just friends” debate. As it turns out, the answer is “no,” which should make watching this film with your platonic girl best friend super awkward. But hey, maybe she’ll fall in love with you!
Chick Flick for Hipsters – (500) Days of Summer:
The film tells you right up front that it’s not a love story, which is an ironic thing for a romantic comedy to say. Hipsters will love that. They’ll love Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt as well.
Chick Flick for the Undead – Shaun of the Dead:
Edgar Wright. Simon Frost. Nick Pegg. Zombies. What’s not to love? If your girlfriend is cool, she’ll be sure to love this undead romantic comedy. If zombies aren’t her thing, watch Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World instead (because it’s totally a love story as well). If she at least likes that, then she can still be cool. If she likes neither, dump her.
Chick Flick for Smart People – Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind:
This is a fantastic film, and it’s a great love story, but it’s going to take some thought. If you’re dating a ditz, it might not be the best choice – but then again, neither was dating the ditz, so do what you will.
Chick Flick for Single People – Blue Valentine:
If you’re single this Valentine’s Day and you want a reminder of why being in a relationship sucks, this movie should cheer you up. Or severely depress you. I’m not sure it’s capable of anything else. If you’re in a relationship, do NOT watch this movie under any circumstances.
Chick Flick for Fans of Will Smith – Hitch:
We may as well just say that this is another chick flick for everyone, because seriously, who DOESN’T like Will Smith? If you say you don’t, you’re lying. So just sit down, relax, and get jiggy wit it, that’s it!
Chick Flick for Jerks – How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days:
If you think it’s funny when men and women screw with each other, then this is the chick flick for you! Seriously, these people are awful. Which is what makes it entertaining. It just goes to show that even assholes can find love. THERE’S HOPE FOR YOU!
Other Acceptable Alternatives:
- Knocked Up
- Juno
- Mean Girls
- You’ve Got Mail
- Sleepless In Seattle
- P.S. I Love You
- Love Actually
- Definitely, Maybe
Andrew Stewart
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