Since their inception in the mid 1990s, animal shirts have generally been received with a certain degree of distaste. Although adored by animal enthusiasts and oddballs, animal shirts have otherwise been mocked and ridiculed by those on the edge of fashion. Recently, however, animal shirts have found a home on the chests of some of North America’s trendiest hipsters. Both shocking and ironic, the animal shirt perfectly compliments the knee-length cutoffs and 30-year-old glasses that one typically finds on a suburban hipster. Pioneers, such as Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords and Noah Lennox of Animal Collective, have made it perfectly acceptable to wear our animal shirts without fear of rejection or ridicule.

But do not misunderstand the purpose of the animal shirt. Animal shirts are not simply a current fashion trend or an ironic accessory, they are an extension of one’s identity: a poly-cotton canvas for our personal thoughts and our innermost feelings. For instance, a panda t-shirt tells the world, “I may look intimidating, but I just want to be your friend,” while a wolf sweatshirt says “I’m dangerous and I walk alone – but perhaps my wild heart can be tamed.” A good animal shirt can simultaneously express one’s emotions, confirm one’s patriotism, and attract the opposite sex, all while proudly displaying a love for animals.

Here’s a quick guide to finding your perfect animal shirt:
The very best animal shirts are found in the wild jungle that is Value Village; however, any thrift store will do. Look in the t-shirt and sweatshirt sections, specifically the blacks, whites and greys. The baggier the shirt is, the better. If you’re the strong, aggressive type, look in men’s extra large where you will find the choicest of wolf, bear and lion shirts. If you’re the laid back, relaxed type, look in women’s sweatshirts where you’ll find dogs, kittens, and any other variety of cute household pets. Avoid cartoon animals as these taint the beauty of the animal shirt.

So now you know all there is to know. Don’t scoff at the animal shirt, embrace it and wear it with pride! I find it comforting knowing that years from now animal shirts will still be worn by those who truly understand the grace and elegance of the animal kingdom. Trends come and go, but the animal shirt is eternal.