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January 23, 2007 | 1 Comment
No-shave November has been a treasured tradition at Trinity Western University for over five years now. We all know the story. Once a year the males throw away their razors and embrace one of the most fabulous things about being in college: the ability to let grow whatever you want.
This year, after much pondering, and to the dismay of my fiancé, I decided that I would participate in the masculine game of growth. Why couldn’t a girl throw away her razors, waxes, tweezers and depilatory creams and let her hair grow out like a guy? I decided to be the first woman in TWU’s history to do No-shave November. That’s right, hairy legs, armpits and all. I was going to make history! The feminists would be so proud.
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January 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment
There comes a point in every man’s life when he must ask himself an extremely important question: am I gay?
Fortunately, I asked myself this question when I was 15, which has allowed me to live a long, rich, definitively heterosexual life. But a heterosexual man doesn’t have to venture into the realm of homosexuality in order to appreciate a member of the same sex on a more than platonic level—far from it.
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January 23, 2007 | Leave a Comment
People are, by nature, self-centered. It is as much our fault as it is a bird’s fault to fly, a fish’s fault to swim, or a Torontonian’s fault to love the Leafs. We just can’t help it. Take kids for example. They haven’t learned to conceal the evil lurking in their tiny, wicked hearts. For example, little Billy doesn’t care if it’s Timmy’s turn to ride in the front seat. Billy is the centre of the universe, and as far as he is concerned, Timmy is a figment of his imagination – a figment he would gladly roll out the side door of the car if he could get the necessary leverage.
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December 6, 2006 | 4 Comments
Hey,
We have a new song about how Christmas sucks.
Will wrote it all and I sang along with him.
I dare say we like it quite a bit.
Download here: Christmas Sucks.mp3
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December 6, 2006 | 3 Comments
One night a couple weeks ago, I broke community standards. Yes, mister Security Man, you can come and assault me with your blunt instruments and your will to power. I admit it. I broke community standards.
Specifically, I fornicated. I went to bed with a notion.
It all started in the library. I was looking through the shelves, struggling to kill time, trying to dull the inexorable pain of my wasteful and meaningless existence. In fact, my roommate even said to me, “Six one-foot-tall Asian children could make use of the amount of space you are wasting.”
