Tom Gage & Thor wrestle with metaphor

February 20, 2007 | 1 Comment

Recently someone, friend or foe, brought to my attention the power of metaphor. As we all know, “metaphor” is French for “crap.” Sadly, most people at this godly university don’t know French, so I have decided to step out and give everyone a lesson in linguistics. So off we go, on a trip, way up there, in the stars, to the land, the street of metaphor.

In the beginning was the metaphor, and everywhere we looked all we saw was the metaphor. And we loved the metaphor, and we hugged the metaphor, and we worshipped the metaphor, for the metaphor smelled better than potpourri, and the metaphor was nicer than a fairy, and the metaphor could sing better than ol’ Frankie.