Too scared to ask out that hot girl from Rels class? Too nervous to talk to your brother’s RA? Mars’ Hill can help! Decide what you want to say, send it to us, and we’ll print it in our next issue. That’s right. Ask her out. Post a personal ad. Or maybe just your favorite joke. The De-Classifieds are your social diary.

Each issue, Mars’ Hill will print your submissions in the De-Classifieds section of the newspaper. All you have to do is fill out the form below. Please be sure to keep it clean and to a limit of 280 characters.

Submissions are printed on a first come, first served basis. So, the sooner you get yours in, the better.

Mars’ Hill editors reserve the right to edit or reject submissions based on content and/or length. A printed submission does not necessarily reflect an endorsement of any kind, nor does it necessarily reflect the opinions of Mars’ Hill staff or that of the Trinity Western University.

Please note: only the text in the message body field will appear in your De-Classified, no names or email addresses will be published with the De-Classified unless also included in the message body.

To view past De-Classified posts click here.


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