Disclaimer from the (Humour) Editor:
September 20, 2006
Chris Nash
The Humour section of Mars’ Hill is brand new, and has not been tested in years past. However talented and attractive Mr. Christopher J. Nash may be, he cannot run this section on his own. He will need a team of contributors who fancy themselves funny people.
If you have ever made anyone laugh in the past (even if it was only once), you could be considered a funny person. Simply submit that one funny joke or story that made you the hit of the party that one time. If any articles in this section fall short of entertaining the status quo the blame will be shifted toward you, the reader, for not contributing that one funny joke or story. Mr. Nash refuses to accept responsibility for a lack of humour in his section, as he can only produce so many witticisms in a two-week span.
If you find yourself skeptical about Mr. Nash’s ability to lead the Humour section to greatness, listen to what some upper level students have to say:
“Christopher Nash is the best thing to happen to my professional career since PowerPoint.”
J. Jameson, 4th year
“Chris Nash is an inspiration to the children, but what’s more, he’s an inspiration to me.”
Jay. J, 4th year
Wonderful.
Now let’s make people laugh out loud.
You can send all submissions to: ed.humour@marshillonline.com
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