Dear Ashley, Issue 8
Dear Ashley,
Is it a sin if I get a Brazillian?
It is important to question one’s motives when getting a Brazilian wax. Are you getting this wax for yourself? Are you getting the wax for a member of the opposite sex? Are you getting this wax for Jesus?
Think about it.
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Dear Ashley,
Were my parents really wrestling?
Funny you should ask this question. Just two weeks ago, I noticed my parents wrestling, and I asked them about it. As it turns out, there is a local co-ed adult wrestling league in the area called the CAWL. Chances are, they are just practicing for an upcoming competition. You should ask if you could go to one of their matches. I’m sure it would be awesome.
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Dear Ashley,
I watched a movie alone with a girl. Did I get her pregnant?
This all depends: how close were you two sitting? The stuff that boys have that makes girls pregnant is very resilient. It has a natural homing device that knows where to go, as well as an ability to swim through clothing. So, if you were sitting on the same couch, it is highly probable that she is, indeed, pregnant. I would suggest you take her to get that checked out.
Ashley Kilian
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