I have been alive for 23 Valentine’s Days so far, and I’ve been dateless for 21 of them. I am well aware that this statistic sounds pitiful, but I’m not sad about it. I’ve heard that Valentine’s is supposed to be a holiday about love—this was a surprise to me, because I totally...

Dear Ashley, Is it a sin if I get a...

Every year as January 1st approaches, I find myself trying to decide on a New Year’s Resolution. Due to my lack of creativity I have just decided to cycle through a few common resolutions, choosing a different one each year. Once I’ve made my way to the end of the list, I just start back...

Ah, Christmastime. It’s beautifully decorated trees, gifts you’ve always wanted, food you eat too much of, and that weird side of the family you’re forced to spend Christmas dinner with....

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Upon watching Star Wars: A New Hope for what has to be the 30th time in my 21 years of existence, I came to a realization: Luke Skywalker is not a good hero. I can put aside how annoying he is, as he points out that the thing covering his eyes is covering his eyes, or how he refused to call...

Dear not-so-innocent men and/or boys of Trinity Western University,...

Dear innocent Trinity Western University students and self appointed...

The “Arrogant Canuck Fan”, that’s who. The verbal battle and rivalry on and off the ice between Calgary and Vancouver is as unavoidable as Alain Vigneault’s receding hairline, perhaps even as reliable as Edmonton’s 30th place finish and annual 1st overall draft pick. The heat between...

As I was sitting on a bench outside of the library the other day, contemplating the meaning of life, the most profound of thoughts dawned on me: I’m a...

We’ve all settled into our class schedules, and we’ve started to notice the cute boy or girl in our class whom we’re hoping to get to know (and then marry, obviously). Before making any advances it’s important that we establish a few things—namely, we must ask ourselves the question,...