The latest ‘feat’ in shoe technology
Never has there been such a polarizing form of footwear as the all-weather slippers known as Crocs. In any color, and on any person, they are a truly repulsive fashion choice. The only occasion in which they are not out of place is 2am at 7-Eleven during a Cheetos run. They make your feet sweat. They squeak. And they inform others that you have completely given up on your appearance.