An unsuspecting student drops his/her life savings into the Trinity coffers (A). This causes a fist to upset the teeter-totter (B) holding the ball of destiny. The ball of destiny then spins down the spiral shaft, falling on a cage’s release switch (C). This causes a sunlight-deprived bird, which has been caged for years, to fly to sunlight. In the process of flying towards the sunlight, the bird goes through a passage (D) that gets depressed when the bird passes by. This causes the rope attached to the passage doors to fall causing the weight on the end of the rope to fall and break a sheet of glass (E). The falling glass hits the shining light sprayed from the flashlight causing a raven to dash towards shiny objects (F). The raven is tethered to a rope, and as he flies down, he pulls up a gate that releases (G) the mining cart of “FUN TIMES” and “DEBT”.

drawn by Daniel Giesbrecht:

Spring has sprung! Well, it’s about to. I promise. You will soon emerge from your rainproof cocoons and bask in the sunlight, breathing in the scent of freshly cut grass, listening to the soothing sounds of our returning geese.

If there is one thing you must know, it is that Dr. Malleus Mimms wasn’t always an awful man. He used to be happy. He used to eat ice cream cones and walk his dog. He used to be a good man. However, even a good man can turn bad if he is pushed far enough.

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