Tonner’s World

Posted by admin on Mar 23, 2010 in Sports | 0 comments

Big week everybody! If you have plans, cancel them. If you’ve got midterms tomorrow, get sick for them. If you’ve got papers due, sleep less. Cause you need to be there tonight.

Tonight, I’m going to be showing off the softer side of Tonner Jackson. Tonight you’ll get to see the caring, concerned, philanthropist side of TJ. And when you didn’t believe that dreams could come true, they can…yeah that’s right…you have a chance to buy a date with me. A lot of you probably never would have thought that I could sacrifice so much and do such an altruistic, selfless act for such a good cause, but I guess I’ve had a history of proving people wrong. I know what you’re thinking, how does this guy find time for the weight room, going to class, shooting hoops, and gelling a mere immaculate faux-hawk almost everyday. But it’s true; SO, Wednesday night be at the Northwest Auditorium early to place some bids on some suave, debonair, and morally sound bachelors for Haiti relief.

Wednesday isn’t this week’s only highlight. For all those that didn’t know, I’m a huge country fan and with that in mind, Tim McGraw and Lady Antebellum are coming to town on Thursday. I know, this dude right here has got some serious identity issues, and I think your right. I’ve been extremely conflicted between the culture of hoops and country and haven’t found a healthy balance. Most of my teammates don’t get as jacked up as I do listening to “Country Boy” and “Hillbilly deluxe” before games. You call it weird, I call it unique.

Thanks for all the support everyone gave to my boy Tristan Smith last Thursday for his Spartan Ambassador conference. It was really interesting and everyone who attended really enjoyed it. Alright everybody, see you this Wednesday… save up. Lets set some records.